Christian Bale Sez: “It’s been a miserable week for me. I know I have a pottymouth, everybody knows that now. I have no confusion whatsoever. I was out of order beyond belief, I was way out of order. I acted like a punk, I regret that and there is nobody that has heard that tape [...]
Bale vs. O’Reilly
The inevitable Bale/O’Reilly mashup! The internet works quickly, people. Again, audio NSFW. Thx, Sherwood.
Christian’s Old Timey Lemonade
Someone made some pretty kick ass lemonade out of Balegate. Language definitely NSFW. And neither are those fresh beats.
Actors are Jerks
Even Christian Bale, apparently. TMZ has released some recorded audio from the set of Terminator: Salvation, in which Bale goes all verbal poo flingy toward a crew member who walked through the shot. Listen to the whole thing here. Every other word is an F-bomb so it’s NSFW unless your boss is David Mamet. At [...]
Hotter with a Beard: Corrections and Retractions
Oh noes! It was bad enough that Joaquin Phoenix lost his ever-loving, dyslexic mind and verbally abused reporters on the red carpet. But now he’s let it go to his beard. I still maintain that he looked cute the day he announced his retirement from male model-…er…acting. But he has neglected to do any beard [...]
Notter with a Beard: Jared Leto Edition
Lest you think me undiscerning, here’s someone whose appearance is NOT improved by a beard. Jared Leto always looks ridiculous and I’m pretty sure there’s nothing he can do about it. Best of luck to you, Leto! Bonus: Leto Mutilation Montage!
Bye Bye Bettie
Bettie Page, the woman who launched 1000 bangs and defined the pinup girl, has died. As you might have guessed, we’re big fans of Bettie at my house and very sad to hear of her passing. Recently someone asked if we’d heard the news…that Bettie Page was still alive. It’s true that she hasn’t been [...]
Hotter with a Beard: Hugh Jackman Edition
Once again, Lindy West has crawled inside my brain and perfectly summed up my feelings with utmost hilarity. She’s absolutely the funnier version of me. I guess that makes her my nemesis though I have no desire to defeat her and my fist-shaking in her general direction is minimal. I have always felt this way [...]
Hotter with a Beard: Peter Sarsgaard Edition
In fact, both halves of the HaalGaards are looking mighty fetching. I wish I could have them over for a lovely old timey dinner party, even though it seems like Peter might keep insisting on asking everyone about their childhoods and relationships with their mothers.
Poor Rebecca Romijn
Believe it or not, this woman is a model. Models are usually good at “modeling through it”. That is to say that even if they’ve been puking their guts out five minutes prior, they can still look amazing on camera. Rebecca Romijn is beautiful and I’ve always liked her. But you can tell by her [...]
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