Klostermeme XII

Chuck Klosterman IV is rife with meme fodder. The Klostermeme series features these questions, my answers, my speculations on how Klosterman would answer and an invitation to the reader to answer these questions in the comments! How would your views about war, politics, and the role of the military change if all future conflicts were [...]

Yes We Can Dig It

I pilfered this awesome video from the fabulous Beaucoup Kevin, posted in anticipation for the Obama’s speech at the DNC tonight, which parallels Obama with the character of Cyrus in The Warriors: The man who would unify all of the New York gangs to bring about change and, more importantly, peace. I just hope it [...]

About That “Retard” Thing in Tropic Thunder

I finally got around to seeing Tropic Thunder. I didn’t laugh as much as I was hoping to. Perhaps I read way too much about it beforehand. That’s one of the downsides to living in the information age. It’s difficult to be surprised. There is also the small problem of me being incapable of liking [...]

NFT Radar: Molly Moon’s

Oh Molly Moon’s. How thankful I am that I have to walk almost 2 miles to your doorstep. Otherwise I would surely be as large as the cows from whence their 16 delectable flavors come. Sure, they have the classic Neopolitan trinity. But how could you even THINK of ordering vanilla when you could have [...]

Klostermeme XI

Chuck Klosterman IV is rife with meme fodder. The Klostermeme series features these questions, my answers, my speculations on how Klosterman would answer and an invitation to the reader to answer these questions in the comments! It is 1933. You are in Berlin, Germany. Somehow, you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly [...]

Purple Veined Russell Crowe Joke

Am I in favor of a Bill Hicks biopic? Of course. Despite being the most intelligent, thoughtful, dark, hilarious stand-up comedian in the history of guys telling jokes to an audience, Bill Hicks is still relatively unknown. At least in the states. In Britain, he is worshiped for the comedy profit he is and it [...]

What Could Be Wrong With Our Child?

Mark my words, this child will destroy us all: See more disturbing pictures of Suri Cruise here, including one in which she tells her doll about her plans for banding together with the JLo twins to usher in the End of Days.

Klostermeme X

Chuck Klosterman IV is rife with meme fodder. The Klostermeme series features these questions, my answers, my speculations on how Klosterman would answer and an invitation to the reader to answer these questions in the comments! You are placed in the unenviable position of having to compete for the right to stay alive. You will [...]

NFT Radar: Hawaiian Breeze

Whether you’re a born and bred Kailua Boy or just an Island Cuisine enthusiast, Hawaiian Breeze has got something for you. It’s situated in the heart of Wallingford with a large window ideal for people-watching. The calming ukulele soundtrack and corny dissolve-heavy hula videos keep you distracted as you hungrily anticipate your meal. The wait [...]

Because It’s Lunch Time

And because I think Elyse and Wade should steal it for their very entertaining cooking blog, I pilfered this food meme. 1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions. 2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten. 3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating. 4) As is my [...]

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