I Would Like to Adopt Michael Cera Pls. Thnx.

Post '08 Meme

Another fun one from MarkTapioKines 1. Do you think castration could be a fair punishment for sexual/violent criminals? Yes, definitely. And they should also find a way to give them urinary tract infections. Those things are hell. 2. Is your real name also a .com that you own and control? Yes. JessicaBaxter.com. It just links [...]

Freedom Costs a Buck-O-Five

Tom Cruise, Scientologist cannot go on vacation until he's converted each and every person on the planet using a whole bunch of acronyms, his creepy cackle and the hypnotic drone of the Mission Impossible theme. Watch this video now before “they” take it down. If you don't have 8 minutes to spare, watch this hilarious [...]

More Proof that Garfield is Actually Brilliant

By now I'm probably made each and every one of you sift through the existential madness that is Garfield comic strips minus Garfield's annoying thought bubbles. Well, today, I'm spreading the love for Lasagna Cat. Each of these live re-enactments of Garfield comic strips are followed by a music video tribute to the strip we [...]

Sunset Finally Sets

This time there really is a wolf. It has been confirmed that the Sunset Bowl and Lounge in Ballard has been sold and will close in April. This is, of course, HORRIBLE news. I will miss their eccentric staff, their 24-hour bowling madness, their DDR machine, their wacky drink specials and, most of all, their [...]

This is How I Feel Today

I Resolve to Resolve

I am not comfortable making New Years resolutions in general because I feel like it is a way to make excuses NOT to do something. (e.g. I will quit smoking…AFTER the New Year). If you want to change something about yourself, why not just start right away? That said, the end of one year and [...]

Be Careful Out There

I am pretty disturbed by this story in the Slog about a woman my age who was stabbed in my old neighborhood on New Years Eve for seemingly no reason. Few new details have emerged yet in the sad story of Shannon Harps’ death, except a rather scary-looking sketch of a “person of interest” in [...]

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