Clark: They're after the map… Chloe: …and the treasure!
How My Time is Spent
I may have dropped my Whole Foods cookie on the floor, but I ate it anyway because it was $5. I didn't know it was $5 until after it was wrung up. It sure didn't taste like a $5 cookie but at least there were no discernible lint bits seasoning it. I have been reading [...]
Memeing My Days Away
Do you know anyone in prison? I don’t. But I DO know that when I was at summer camp one year, my mom mailed all my comic books to a pen pal of hers in prison. Some of them were fairly valuable. He probably traded them for smokes. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's [...]
A Man of Lynchian Proportions
Preston R. Koeger is 97 years old. Eddie Izzard was right. When you are young, you want to tell everyone how old you are and round up to the nearest fraction so that they think you are an adult. When you are an adult, you don't want anyone to know how old you are because [...]
Things That Annoy Me In Media Today
1) Thanks a lot Google News for spoiling the winner of Top Chef for me before I got to watch it. I'll thank you next time to use a safe headline like “New Top Chef Named” instead of “______ Takes Top Chef Title”. Jerks. 2) Brett Ratner named new director for “Escape from New York” [...]
I'm Published!
Gross self-promotion follows: As you may or may not know, for the past year I have been writing for a company called Not For Tourists. They publish off-beat guidebooks for some of the larger, more indie cities in the country (New York, San Fran, Boston, Atlanta). The first Seattle edition has finally been published. I [...]
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