This Meme Has Nothing to Do With Halloween

Meme from ZeroShapiro about youth.
1. What is your favorite childhood memory?
Playing with my best friend, Joe Schultz. His Lego collection was teh awesome and his mom made us Nutella sandwiches.
2. Who was your first childhood enemy?
Any girl in my class, actually. They all hated me because I only hung out with boys. Then [...]

Oh the Horror!

American TV plans to ruin yet another brilliant British program. And this one is sure to be a big disaster. At least it's not sanctioned by the original creators. At all.

First NFT Radar: White Horse Trading Co.

So baby's first On Our Radar for Not For Tourists has been published! I shall inform you of each of my Radars as they come, so watch this space! (And also read NFT for other people's opinions, should you ever tire of mine.)

A.K.A. Ye Olde Secret Pub. It's difficult to find the White Horse as [...]

Scaraoke Aftermath

The stuff of legends! And also the stuff of massive crippling hangovers which Brugos and I had all day yesterday. We managed to clean up most of the cups and bottles (well, it was mostly Justin and Brugos. I tried to help but my rampant nausea made it hard to be upright. So instead I [...]

Winter Makes Me Fat

Thank god for another sunny day preventing me from going on carb-loading and inactivity suicide.

These are a few of my favorite things.

I admit, I was skeptical when I first heard there would be a sequel to my beloved Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle. The other movie the director, Danny Leiner, is famous for is Dude, Where's My Car? which I didn't find very funny. But whether or not it's a fluke, Harold and Kumar is [...]

I'm Published! Part 2

For the cheapskates (like myself), the entire Seattle Not For Tourists book is now available on the website! Here are shortcuts to the important pages (i.e. the ones scribed by me):
*Downtown/Denny Triangle
*Ravenna
*Upper Queen Anne
*Cal Anderson Park
*Hiking
*Swimming
*SeaTac Airport
*Nightlife
And my crowning achievement:
*Seattle Center
[...]

“Gross” Relationship Meme

From ZeroShapiro
1. Who eats more?
I think we eat about the same amount, but I eat more frequently and smaller portions in each sitting.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
He did. It took me quite by surprise and then made me happier and more confused than I had ever been.
3. Who is the morning [...]

Going Strong on the Memes

1. To whom did you last give the finger?:
Does giving a finger to an empty desk count?
2. If you had 1,000 dollars what would you buy?
Memory foam.
3. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Coffee.
4. Are you different now than you were 6 months ago?
Slightly fatter and more tired.
5. Have you [...]

Mark Did It Again!

MarkTapioKines once again made a wonderful meme!
1. If you could only wear one color for the rest of your life, and it isn't black or brown, what would you choose?
Being someone who wears all black most of the time (and only feels comfortable that way as well), this would be really really REALLY hard [...]