Health Update: How Many Ways Can My Body Fail?

I saw my old knee surgeon yesterday regarding my right knee pain. It has been getting better since last week, but I thought it prudent to get it checked out anyway. My x-rays revealed that everything is fine. I actually have TWO screws in each knee and they look really cool on an X-ray! My [...]

A Meme To Pass The Time

I'm waiting for a hard drive to format.
1. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
One brother.
2. Do you have a favorite T.V. show?
I have several.
3. What was your first car?
'89 volvo 240DL station wagon. Mom blue.
4. Do you own a Game boy or other portable gaming device?
As a matter of fact, I DO own [...]

IBS Be-Gone!: Day Thirty

So today is my first day off the probiotics. I weighed myself this morning and discovered that I am 128 pounds, which means I've lost 7 pounds in a month. This is quite significant. I have not been this thin since college. It feels very strange. I guess I really was consuming more sugar than [...]

Turn the Monkey Show Back On!

Cross Posted from the the Reel.
Turn The Monkey Show Back On!
Sure, it starts with a crappy teenage actor who is way to pretty to grow up into the grizzled, equine Nic Cage, but after we get through all the business with Johnny Blaze selling his soul to the Deveeeel for a deal you KNOW has [...]

Weekend Recap

FRIDAY
I packed my bag full of booze and Brugos and I met Ben at the Oak Tree Cinema to see Ghost Rider. About 10 minutes in, I realized that this was the greatest bad comic book movie ever made. It was truly glorious. Actors were hamming it up right and left and, at the center [...]

Chinese New Year Meme!

From MarkTapioKines
1. What supermarket do you usually buy your groceries at?
Whatever's handy/affordable. Usually QFC, but I like to go to Trader Joe's and Whole Foods and go crazy with the pre-made foods.
2. How many times do you go out for lunch per week?
Usually once during the weekdays and once over the weekend.
3. How often do [...]

His Potter Ain't Harry

I’m sorry, Elyse and Ben, but I HAVE to post this.
If you want to see Daniel Radcliffe’s bare ass carry on:

What What?

From Best Week Ever blog.

It's catchy.
(MOSTLY safe for work. But he does say “butt” a lot.)

Haven't Done One Of These In A While

This meme has nothing to do with Valentines Day.
1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?
I don't know specificially. Recently, I'm sure. My fella is nice to hold hands with.
2. If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the first thing you would do?
Jack off.
3. Have you ever crawled through [...]

The Guttes and I Love You

Steve Guttenberg and a cute doggie wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.