Zach Braff. More like Zach BARFF. Amirite?! 2 days ago
Nothing like a little post-workout cake... #fb2 days ago
I can't wait to tell future suitors about how Lula liked to stick coins in her ass cheeks when she was a child. #fb3 days ago
RT @shelbyfero: yo @zachbraff u get 2mil we get 2 argue its abuse of a system chill out u made a choice and ur getting ur money u dont need… 3 days ago
I can judge the roughness of my morning by how many times I have to re-start the electric kettle before I get around to making any tea. #fb3 days ago