Occasionally, a Stranger writer actually writes a review that I agree with completely. Here, they capture my frustration with the Stella TV series in contrast to the absolute genius (meant not at all in a hyperbolic sense) that were the Stella shorts. The author is particularly keen in pinning down the single biggest failure of [...]
Yipee! I found a meme!
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner – who pays? Jesus performs a “miracle” (or an “illuuuuuusion”) that distracts the management, allowing us to dine and dash. Either that or he gets free meals cos he’s a celebrity. 2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it? Abigail Cable. [...]
At the Porcupine Racetrack
Do you like to laugh? If so, you might be excited to note that at long last, Season 1 of MTV's early-90s sketch comedy show The State is now available for download on i-tunes. They have been trying to put out a DVD of this show for years but have run into a lot of [...]
Bettie Madness
In case you missed it, King 5 posted their story on the mural. Unfortunately, they don't include the teasers which hilariously attempted to futher scandalize the story. I really hope Fox decides to cover it because their story would be priceless. “Erotic Mural off I-5. Is it art or pornography? And is it safe?”
Bettie Page Revisited
Live Journal broke it first, of course, but for some reason local news has decided to choose today to report on the Bettie Page mural on the side of the house that can be seen from I-5. There was an interview on Komo and there will be a vignette on King 5 tonight at 10. [...]
Florentine Lament
After years of being unaffected by diseased food scares, on account of my vegetarian status, I have finally felt the sting of a reactionary food recall. Slightly hung over from the night before, I visited two different Starbucks this morning in search of my precious Florentine breakfast sandwich before being informed that they have been [...]
People love an excuse to talk like a pirate
The Livejournal interface is Pirate-themed today! Actually, everything is. I can't speak for the rest of the world, but Seattlites LOVE “International Talk Like a Pirate Day”. Between primary voting, talking like a pirate and American Idol auditions, it's a big day in Seattle. Today is also the day I put in notice at work. [...]
Optimus Prime I Hardly Knew Ye
What has Michael Bay done to my once smooth and handsome robot love?! I had heard that he was making “some changes” to the body (i.e. adding flames, and elongating the nose on the truck), but why so pointy? I don’t want this new Prime to protect me from Decepticons with his gentle yet powerful [...]
Boob Tube
Here it is, folks. The movie that came in fourth to the Stranger's Hump contest after a ginormous cock, an instructional video, and a love story. I give you, Condoments. PS: Even though there's no human genitalia in the video, it's probably not safe for work.
momentary lapse into conscience
Don't forget to order the limited edition releases (sold separately, for some dumb reason) of the theatrical versions of the three original Star Wars Films. This is probably your only opportunity to own the unmarred versions in wide screen. Buy them for a reasonable price now before they go out of print and end up [...]
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