appetite for specials impelled

WEEKEND RECAP
FRIDAY
Kayobi kindly picked us (The Troika) up at 6:00 and we sped off to the airport, going by the adage that you should arrive two hours early for a flight. I guess not many people fly on Fridays because we were checked in and through security in 10 minutes. That left us with quite [...]

why put off

Weekend recap tomorrow. Today I am very tired and a little depressed. I'm hoping the depression is mostly to do with being tired. I have a feeling it's a combo punch of the following:
#1 -Having spent the weekend doing what I want to do for a living and then coming back to this job. It's [...]

Awesome Meeddi cations

I don’t really know what the criteria are for this meme from . So I’ll just respond to Ben’s post with what each of his anecdotes made me think of in relation to myself.
1. All of my teeth are mine and cavity free. I have unusually healthy teeth, especially compared to how the rest of [...]

him, and very solemnly,

This is funny. Last week, after Boss Man let me stew over the prospect of not getting a receptionist for a few days, he called me into his office. I won’t bore you with too much of the details, but the gist is that he realized that the Lil’est Dictator DOESN’T DO ANYTHING while the [...]

Or organise do buck phonemic

WEEKEND RECAP
FRIDAY
Faye and I went to see a screening of “Malfunkshun: The Andrew Wood Story” at the NW Film Forum. I was quite a fan of Mother Love Bone in high school, to the point of ridicule from my very metal/punk friends, but I haven’t listened to them in ages. I wasn’t sure what to [...]

The chemist provides customers a wide selection of quality medicaments.

I guess the anti-“drug” campaign realized that people aren’t going to believe them when they tell you that smoking marijuana will make you violent or ruin your life, so they decided to try a different tactic. WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS! An old woman is sitting at a table in her kitchen. Before her is a dinner [...]

I swear I'm not goth

This quiz was all about what I was like as a child. I was a very sad child. I'm not THAT sad anymore. Leave me alone, quiz.

Your Inner Child Is Sad

You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let [...]

made from Cactus, Russel?

WEEKEND RECAP
Friday
Around 6:30, my friends Ryan and The Kidd came over to get me ridiculously baked and drive my ass to Everett. The Kidd was just taking us up there and leaving. Ryan and I would have no ride home. At the time, we weren’t concerned. There HAD to be a bus that left Everett, [...]

I lose again

A few months ago, when I got my raise and “promotion”, one of the terms of said promotion was that when we moved to the new office, we would hire a new receptionist, and I would no longer have to sit at the front counter. This would fully usher me in to the Portfolio Administrator [...]

porn or pop?

I was told that this quiz would be hard, but for me it was easy. Everyone that's shockingly thin is a pop star. Is it sad that I knew Traci Lords and Jenna Jameson by their torso and hair outline?