It's been a pretty kickass long weekend so far. And it's only half over! I will do the long recap on Tuesday but right now I want to draw the attention of everyone who is local the a rare and exciting opportunity. Whilst perusing the horror websites for reviews of our movie, I found a [...]
Holy Gay Porn, Batman!
These Batman and Robin erotic paintings are SO awesome! Were I proficient in watercolors, I would do an answer series of Transformers porn. Also, we answer the age-old question: No, that's NOT a cod piece. (It’s also NSFW.)
Approval
This is a sample sentence from a letter that I had to edit for Demonella. I SO regret telling her that I was an English major. It is painful to read sentences like this from “professionals”. As we are sure you can appreciate, it would be near impossible to provide performance information that was much [...]
Happy Friday!
Here are two pictures which make me want to hurl.
an ingratiating smile, as
Last night was the Cast/Crew/Friends/Dom's Family screening of “SDBSD”. It was kinda weird. I was a little disappointed at how UNsmoothly it went. We had technical difficulties so the 6:30 screening didn't start till, like, 6:50. A lot of people showed up late (who shows up late to a movie?!) and due to lack of [...]
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YEEEEEESSSS! I got a meme! THREE NAMES YOU GO BY (besides your real name): 1. Jess 2. J-Bax 3. Messica THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: 1. LintIsGod (Stupid high school joke. That was my first ever screen name and it was on AOL) 2. i_see_toast (Stupid now joke from when Dom and I were [...]
under him; he gasped
“Lost” Spoilers Herein J.J. Abrahms is a fuckhead. Please bear with me while I rant. As usual, there were as many flaws as successes to last night's season finale. Ok, so I must admit that the last 10-15 minutes were pretty goddamned gripping. But to not give us the slightest INKLING of the evil that [...]
potato thingy offer for Jessica
This is so cruel. So why can't I stop laughing? And also, am I laughing at the pictures or the woman who took the time to set this up? I'm so confused.
i know why you're unhappy. open to find the answer
I am so sick of perfect strangers always telling me to smile. It's usually young to middle-aged men. Sometimes it's on the street, other times, like today, it's in a store and they work there. I asked an Office Depot employee where to find something and he showed me. While he led me there, he [...]
formalize Schirmer Tear Test Strips
So here's why last week was shitty. I have a new enemy here at work. I have nicknamed her “Demonella”. It's the marketing lady who takes long lunches, wears stinky perfume and asks me questions every 5 minutes. It turns out she's not only annoying, but also a bitch. She has nothing better to do [...]
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