Hello my Cats and Kittens.
I am writing to you from my post-surgical bed where I am currently on the mend. I am also in a Vicodin induced haze so you'll forgive my grammatical and spelling errors and/or type-os. I just wanted to write a quick hello and surgical re-cap. It seems to have gone well. [...]
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Yesterdays problems - Todays Solutions
GOODBYE BOOBY TUESDAY
An LJ Special
In honor of my surgery this Thursday, I have compiled a list.
THINGS I WILL MISS ABOUT MY DOUBLE DEES:
*Getting hit on by attractive people.
*Being smug when watching fake boobs in porn.
*The ability to fill out a dress.
*The tricks that they can do.
*The hilarious jokes that I and others can make about [...]
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WEEKEND RECAP
Friday I rode down to Portland with the office crew for the annual X-mas party (which I missed last year to see Return of the King with the gang). I didn't think it would be TOO bad. I was just annoyed that I was going to get back to Seattle so late. See, everyone [...]
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Fan Boy Who?
The Stranger is now the most frequent cause of my fist shaking in the air! (Even though I am still at their mercy.) This is why:
So our little party wasn't good enough for them to publish in their calendar, let alone highlight for their prestigious “Stranger Suggests” section. Why? SO HELP ME [...]
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So I just heard the new Harvey Danger song on KEXP. I was never very impressed with this band. Pop drivel, really. But now that Sean Nelson, the film section editor of The Stranger seems to hold a good deal of our fate in his hands, I am paying attention. You see, the Stranger controls [...]
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Oscar Wilde: The Portrait of Dorian Gray. You are ahorror novel from the world of dandies, richpretty boys, art and aesthetics, andintellectual debates between ethical people anddecadent pleasure-seekers. You value beauty andpleasure but realize their dangers, as well.
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Last night I felt pretty awful (probably from eating too much cookie dough as I did some holiday baking), but I forced myself to go to yoga anyway, as I don't know how long I will be out of commission after surgery. I am really glad I did. I've never been a competitive person as [...]
sacrilege, darling
I just watched the first trailer for the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie (which can be seen here at Aint We Cool News) and all I have to say is: WHAT IS THE POINT, TIM BURTON?! Did you POSSIBLY think you could improve on the original? Maybe if it were 1990 and [...]
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Gonna go BACK IN TYME!!
Since I have time to blog now when nothing is happening, I am going to talk about last week when stuff was happening but I didn't have time to blog. So there. Now…let's see how much of last week I remember.
So I spent most of last week hurriedly dressing up the [...]
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I'm back!
For those of you that don't know, I was in Phoenix for 2 days on my very first business trip. I was being trained for my day job. They were all very nice there and they fed me silly on good food. I also got to stay in the Ritz Carlton (and realised that [...]
