To pick up Dominic Monaghan: Hey… I might not be the cutest one here… but I am the only one talking to you.
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To pick up Stephen Dorff: Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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You Should Vote for Ralph Nader.
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Hello my little breakfast pastries.
This morning was my first ass-early meeting. Boss man and I were the only ones there because Lil D. is on vacation (till Wednesday, I am Lil' D.-less!!) and the other guy forgot. It was a good opportunity, though, because I was able to go over all my bullet points [...]
So I just got a decree email from my boss regarding that “Meeting After Hours” thing. His decision is as follows:
-Since we couldnt agree on whether to come in an hour early or stay an hour late, we are now doing both. So on Monday we come in at 7am and Wednesday we leave at [...]
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IT'S FRIDAY! I'm very excited for 3 reasons. 1) I don't have to come to this stinking place tomorrow, 2) Tonight we are having a readthrough for mine and Faye's zombie script complete with actors and beer and 3) Shaun of the Dead opens this weekend!!!
We are going to see Shaun tomorrow night so if [...]
Last night Faye, Dom and I went to see comedians Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn and Maria Bamford on the Original Comedians of Comedy tour. You might know Patton from the TV show King of Queens (but I wouldn't because I have never seen it. I know him from Best Week Ever and Comedy [...]
This is one of the coolest Meme's ever so far. I got it from Zero Shapiro's gournal. The ones I found for her are hilarious.
1. Think of a word you would use to describe me.
2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, [...]
The pictures from Ryan's “Enchantment Under The Sea Dance” Birthday Party (Longest Title Ever) are now up. See the silly pictures here.
I love this set because a)we were being retarded long before we started drinking and therefore b) these pictures are still hilarious to me after the fact. You might have had to be [...]
You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When…
If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload. Not exactly a freak out. But I do reload every few minutes. I do that with my email too though
You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even [...]
